Short Golf Story

I don’t usually post stuff like this, but I just couldn’t resist.  Everyone needs a little humor in their lives. This little story that a good friend of mine sent over made me laugh.

I hope no one is offended by this…

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Tom stood over his tee shot on the 450 yard 18th hole for what seemed an eternity. He waggled, looked up, looked down, waggled again, but didn’t start his back swing.

Finally his exasperated partner asked, “What in the world is taking so long?”

“My wife is watching me from the clubhouse balcony,” Sam explained. “I want to make a perfect shot.’”

His companion said, “You don’t have a chance in hell of hitting her from here.”

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This could also read…

Cindy stood over her tee shot on the 370 yard 18th hole for what seemed an eternity. She waggled, looked up, looked down, waggled again, but didn’t start her back swing.

Finally her exasperated partner asked, “What in the world is taking so long?”

“My husband is watching me from the clubhouse balcony,” Cindy explained. “I want to make a perfect shot.’”

Her companion said, “You don’t have a chance in hell of hitting him from here.”

If you can’t laugh at your golf game, then you shouldn’t be playing.

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